I like telling jokes. My friend Elijah (the nice blue gentleman on the right) likes telling jokes. So I invited him to tell some jokes over here.



This post is courtesy of a Facebook note Brother E wrote that made me laugh.....and cry.

Hopefully this will become a weekly treat...

Top 5 Worst Kid Games Ever.

Now I know yall remember the classic days of the 90's. I wish I can go back because 2k has sucked so far, except of the invention of YouTube, the stress reliever. I did my research and placed 5 of the worst games known to man in the 90's. There are plenty more but, here are my top 5.

5. "Crossfire" - I really dont know how to explain this, its like air hockey, meets pinball meets something else. All I know is...This commercial is false advertising like crazy. I once played this game, and excuse my french, but this sh*t is boring.

Crossfire Commercial < You can have it.

4. "Don't Wake Daddy" - Try to get to the kitchen and dont wake dad....Black kids had to go through that mess in real life, i dont want to play a game symbolizing it. lol.

Don't Wake Daddy Commercial < Peep game.

3. "Perfection" - Put the pieces into the slot....make the right selection...you know the rest. But this commercial was disturbing with the bright colors and the man with the booty chin. Lil creepy.

Perfection Commercial < Commercial time!

2. "Elefun" - An elephant sneezing out butterflies and you have to catch them in a net........BOOOOOOOO!

Elefun Commercial
< Reminisce on this wack game.

1. "Mr. Bucket" - The objective of the game is to place the balls in the bucket, but be careful, he will spit your balls out of his mouth! (Michael Jackson must have played this with the boys when he had his sleepover, HIIIIIIIYOOOOOOO!!!!)

Mr. Bucket Commercial
< Watch.


I hope that I didn't make your day/evening miserable, this was supposed to make you laugh. And if you have the Mr. Bucket game song in your head, don't blame me, blame my brother, he found it. lol. HOLLA!